Amazing that someone has compiled all those butt pics. It is a handsome rump...also those HAMS.

Every time Gene is mentioned, I have to bust this out:

I’d say he’s probably turning his son gay by doing the grocery shopping at all. Isn’t that his wife’s job? /s

That story about going through a grocery store and accidentally grabbing a Beyond Beef package, he doesn’t say what the bad consequence of that is. Given his position, I’m assuming he thinks accidentally not feeding his son real beef will turn him gay?

So small government conservatives and anti-regulation types are very angry about this?

I don’t believe that older women are worthless. I’ve never thought that.

If there was a young man in literally any other profession who made $100 million before he was 30 and decided to retire, he would be lauded. The Wall Street Journal would write thousands of words of wankery praising his acumen and smarts and god bless America.

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

Seems shortsighted to me. What’s he going to do without football? Other than his family, tens of millions of dollars, a Stanford education, and relative youth, football was all he had going for him.

Dearest Mother,

they saw this and he was still acquitted. jurors are trash, straight up trash

This chonky cat makes me Remember late-era Andres Galarraga. Thank you for this laser focused sports content.

Oh course. Who’s gonna watch a movie about an unpretty lesbian? What would even be the point if it’s not going to inspire boners?

“The gun-control community is finally being marginally honest about their true wishlist. The simple fact remains their proposals and ideas are out of the mainstream, and most people will understand their real intent goes beyond what they publicly state.”

this. all. day.

Yeah, this smells of the exaggeration from the scammers I talk to. They never just “feel sick,” they are apparently so drained of all fluid they should be fucking dead or calling me from the ICU.

It was perfect. Get the spicy.

On Grand Exuma Island, 30-50 feral hogs are attacked by you 

They’ll be back, invasive species that they are. The pigs, too.

Bullshit. I’ve had better roadrash from fucking on carpet.