yea no shit...I can understand the lapse in defense and letting your man free for a moment but Cousins doesn't even flinch, doesn't even try to save face and recover. He completely is cool with just turning around and running away up-court. What the F?

dude money is spent researching things a hundred times more useless than this...academia pursues all sorts of useless bullshit in its "quest for knowledge" and passes the cost to middle Americans just tring to send their sons and daughters to college...

yea those damn backwards republicans...always wanting to limit government and protect personal freedoms. God I hate liberty!

ha are you serious that's a hilarious story and quite the way to meet someone like him...that's awesome cause you got to see him in a small setting just being himself and singing. Would he play guitar sometimes. Oh wait you don't really remember! That blows. Yours is also tragic cause he died so young and therefore…

G f'ing D so you think the tip is only subtracted from for something negative, never added too for a service bright spot!? What a crock of shit!

I'm totally confused by this article...is it sarcastic? Is it in some way referring to the doping I heard about earlier? What the F is going n here, I feel like m taking crazy pills!

I'm sure you didn't "make it rain." You know who you are? Your the person who goes to a restaurant and tells the server that you're a great tipper and it'll be extra worthwhile to take good care of you. Your idea of going CRAY is ordering an appetizer and a second glass of wine...when its all said and done your great…

I am mad, I hate you without even knowing you, and your writing style wit it's "lols" and I'll-timed use of all caps gave me a migraine. Ugh, you're the worst, not Jezebel, YOU!

ha ha ha, you are joking right?

seriously with a name like Jesus Diaz who are you to say "America"? Don't wanna hear those words outcha mouth son! Also this is in the Phillipines...read better

honestly I thought it was a little forced...is Thermosery being turned into a verb here?

I've always wondered about the lovely women who date these type of guys...before the story I always assumed their mate was just oblivious to their rudeness but it seems like many women realize the stupidity of their dates and are genuinely embarrassed...and if that's true, then how do these duecshbags get the next…

If I may say so you don't look like a John...I like the imaginary tail-wagging part of your story. What area of the country do you work in? You're completely right; fucking with tips or making jokes centered around gratuity is more than just awkward...it's downright rude, disrespectful, and completely classless.

longtime professional server here and I've never heard of this nor do I totally understand...so are we talking a table where one of the patrons guesstimates the later tip and places that on the table in $1's from the get-go; peeling them off individually for any infraction the guest feels is a negative? Does the tip…

is it just me who is hearing a dudes voice say "pike..." in an effeminate way? I'm not saying ALL Pikies are gay assholes, just most.

oh grow the F up dingleberry...don't blame your "click" on anything/anyone other than yourself.

you for real? He's just keeping the bear in check. Pretty sure they're tough enough beasts to handle a little bitch slap.

you are kidding right? I mean the ALL CAPS seems a bit excessive, considering things like starving/dying children throughout the world and IS hostages having their heads sawed off and other like nightmares...

I'm confused...how did this take place over nearly 3 weeks? Was she kidnapped and held somewhere?

if there's ever been a more intelligent QB, I've never seen it. Smartest player on the field, period. If ever a player knew they were losing enough talent thru age or injury that it wasn't conducive to victory it'd be Peyton Manning. My point is he may be wise enough to retire before too much downslide a la Barry…