I’ve been commenting on Jezebel and Gawker through two user names (it KILLED me when I lost a starred account in an early Kinja changeover), two degrees, and four moves. It’s helped me procrastinate, meet people when I moved to new cities, given me an online community of hilarious strangers, and taught me about which…

To be honest, I’m kind of devastated Gawker won’t be around for the election. I feel like I’ve been with them through the trenches in terms of their coverage over the last year and a half, and I was very much looking forward to Nov. 8th on Gawker. NOW IT’S BEEN TAKEN FROM US :( :( :(

Pedroso came back to their hotel room and found Oliveira there with another Olympic hard body, canoeist Pedro Goncalves.

Once again for the cheap seats in the back: Gary Johnson originally won his seat as governor by a split in the progressive vote, and proceeded to tank the state with his “policies.” His policies were basically vetoing every piece of legislation that crossed his desk.

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

This is totally different! For one, Reagan wasn’t black, and uhh................. What were we talking about again?

How much money do you think Ronnie Reagan sent to the Ayatollah back in 1980 to pay for holding the hostages then and releasing them just in time for the inauguration. They got what they were promised by Reagan in August of that year when he sold out the hostages for the Iranians to embarrass Carter so that Reagan…

*cough cough* saudi arabia *cough cough* egypt *cough cough cough*

hahahahah

I was hoping i would see this comment

That’s why I like to grab my tit, shake it, and say “Say hello to the man”.

Remember that when you gaze into the breast the breast also gazes into you.

I believe it was sincere.

The sign is a joke, the group (which I think was headed by Robert Smigel of “Triumph the Insult Comic Dog,” was mocking Westboro) and all of their signs were like that. Other signs said “God Hates Bangs,” “Anti-Christ Kevins” (with pictures of famous Kevins) and “God Hates Morning People.”

I like how Tiffany is talking about what a great dad Trump is, yet the caption underneath reads “Grew up in Los Angeles, raised mostly by her Mom”

“Donald Trump is intensely loyal. He will never let you down.” - Donald Trump’s third wife

How is that not the last thing you check before you go on stage at a massive televised event? I always have the same list of checks before something important: 1. Nothing in nose 2. Nothing in teeth 3. Boobs not escaping from shirt 4. Fly is up/skirt isn’t tucked into underwear.

I assume her speech will start “Hello, my name is Melania Trump, and I am one of the good ones...”

I read that as: that interview gave me the rags. You're bleeding out of your whatever!!!

So much thrusting.