If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

Make all porn SFW porn? O_o

Agreed. It’s why I also lay ultimate responsibility for Trump at McCain’s feet.

Remember when he was someone you disagreed with but ultimately respected? 2007 seems so long ago...

don’t forget this part:

McCain has done a lot in US politics but him bringing Palin into the political consciousness is very high on the unforgivable list.

Post Baby!

This love story really spoke to me, particularly the part where the lady had a profound realization of the heart whilst tripping absolute balls and then the NYT had to pretend like they weren’t complete narcs

Nope, a tired Rachel did. But then she corrected it.

Right? They look like two awkward giraffes on a blind date that won’t end.

I’m trying to get you guys out of the grays, but it isn’t working! KINJA, YOU’RE LIKE A BAD “MAD WORLD” COVER!

Now that Disney World has been taken back from the alligators, we need Florida.

Hey now, don’t get cocky — when it comes to making stupid and short-sighted decisions based mostly on fear and irrationality, y’all still have a LONG way to go to catch up to us here in the U.S.

Maybe we can all pool our funds here and buy a small island where us anti-xenophobes can live happily!

If I'm reading it right I believe she wants to exit from modernity, complexity, and responsibility.

What exactly should the US learn from this? Who are we exiting from?

She’d climb up chutes and slide down ladders.

Sarah Palin want to leave the UN? Does she realize how much of an advantage the US gets from its de facto leadership? HAS SHE EVER PLAYED CIVILIZATION?

I can't really laugh at the stupidity of these. I'm British, so we lost the right to call anything else dumb today. Or ever again. Because we are completely fucked.