Is that his cousin's name?

Cool but his security is close to him and not punching him. I mean, he’s around other humans. Why aren’t they punching him???

“Is a Serial-Killer Gang Murdering Young Men Across the U.S.?”
Just links to Purdue’s marketing page for OxyContin.

Are they using a microwave oven as the podium?

Some liberals might try to tell you that you shouldn’t have made fun of dude about his fly being unzipped but they’re wrong. Being incompetent losers who can’t even zip their pants up is a huge part of why these people are attracted to fascism in the first place. And while publicly shaming them for being incompetent…

The fact that the two of them soldiered on with their press conference in light of the incredibly amazing internet drubbing they got yesterday is honestly hysterical and sad at the same time. This is what happens when a 20-year-old has already gone through a major legal proceeding and got off with a slap on the wrist.…

Look, I just want to know if he’s a lone wolf or if I need to condemn an entire ethnicity. Please advise.

lol do u even republican, bro?

Oh god, they’re related to Robert the Bruce.  I’m related to Robert the Bruce.  I’m part of this now.

“The Trump National Hudson Valley? Why, she died on the way to prom night 50 years ago…”

I got $ says Horatio Sanz plays him in the movie, David Spade plays Conway. 

HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR COLLUSION!

Pence is as dirty as the rest of the players in the Russia scandal. Thus far his alibi as been that he was out of the loop or lied to. Neither holds water.

+1 limp Indiana State Fair corn dog

“I’ve got to be a macho man.”

You sir, are no Joe Biden:

Ironically, this is the same set-up Pence uses when he has to be alone with a woman who’s not his wife or a relative.

So the last few days I’ve been really fearful of a North Korean confrontation in a way that I’ve never felt about an international crisis before. I’m an Army officer so I’ve been deployed and I’ve personally felt the impact of our foreign policy decisions. I’m in the reserves now so I wouldn’t be the first to get…

He eats breakfast 300 yards away from 4,000 North Koreans who are trained to kill him desperately longing for the sweet release of death

Donald Trump: [looks at approval ratings]