What we’re all missing is the grave injustice of Andrew Jackson being forced to relocate by the federal government. He must be very sad...

Campaign Slogan - Townfolk don’t even deserve to set foot in Town Hall they just paid for.

(Mansions over Sheriffs)

After reading the links though:
NEW MAYOR IS A BONAFIED MYOPIC VOODOO ECONOMICS BELIEVER

NEW MAYOR IS A BONAFIED COMMUNIST.
(On Goody Proctor’s say so.)

It's a choose your own adventure story!

Seriously, is this a fill-in-the-blanks exercise meant to turn us into citizen journalists, or what the heck was this article.

Delusion Collusion

Makes me wanna run for State Senate.

Holy shit. I can’t blame you.

Or simply don’t pay attention, which pisses me off more. You’re a sanctimonious idiot, that’s fine. But if you don’t pay attention to current events and don’t vote, then you are ignoring your duty as a citizen of this country.

They rant about Sharia Law while creating Sharia Law.

It’s a release from the Iranian govt, right? ISIS or some such shit?

It’s like all these people had brain abortions, and they seem fine with that.

It’s amazing that Republicans have not turned America into a third world country. They are so damaging at all levels of government. I read a few days ago that some people think they are independents politically. My god, how can any American with two neurons be an independent these days?

“If we take care of morality,” David Brumbaugh, a Republican Representative in Oklahoma’s House , said during deliberations, “God will take care of the economy.”

i would put this story on my resume if it happened to me. it would be my christmas card every year.

I was there too and want to add how he played like an hour past his time and got fined like a million dollars because he didn’t give one fuck.

I was privileged to have seen him live, at Coachella in 2008. He brought out The Time and Sheila E and I thought I had entered nirvana. Then he launched into Radiohead’s “Creep” and I just stood there, mouth wide open, doing that laugh/cry thing you get to do only a few times in your life. If the world had ended at…

NYE 1999 belonged to him.

Or maybe a star? I heard that for two Jacksons and a Hamilton you can name one.