The Mayor of Roanoke is already on it.
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First, let’s take away their ability to buy guns or receive help from the state. Next, let’s put them on a list. Third, let’s make them wear a nice yellow badge. Fourth, let’s find areas that we can concentrate these people into for safety. Maybe some sort of camp?
“president, founding member, vice-president, treasurer, secretary, and sole member of the...”
Serious question
Total “gotcha” questions. Why would the leader of the free world need to find Iraq on a map? He has missiles for that!
you know, you can’t ask them those questions during debate, they are hard questions
How great would it be for the people running one of the debates to just hand the Republican candidates an unlabeled map of the Middle East and tell them to fill in country names? I’d say “and the leaders of those countries” but c’mon.
Obama should be the next Bond.
He was literally carrying EVERYONE on his back that first term. I wish he dropped a few people and really let go on the right winger assholes.
That quote is just about everything I want in politics. Actual plans.
Remember that time a Texas gun nuts group tried to reenact the Charlie Hebdo attack using paintball guns to show how a good guy with a gun would’ve stopped it...and they all failed? No?
I am ashamed everyday that I have to share my oxygen with 95% of the general population.
Do you ever just read stuff like this and think “we as a species really deserve to be hit by a meteor”?
That is not adequate hand washing.
Whoa, I totally forgot about the ‘Rankings’ reason. I so hope they do it, they fucking owe it to us.
This is wonderful! I have so many favourites, it’d be hard to choose only one. I love you so much for keeping track and posting these fantastic descriptors. I’ll never get tired of reading them. Big thanks!
Ugh. How could this creature be seen as anyone’s “favorite” anything?
Roosevelt’s Revenge has been keeping track of his names for us at Gawker and frequently posts updated lists. I think she’s got at least 50 or 60 by now. I’ll try to remember to send her over here.