This woman is:

I just don’t think we’ve taken the appropriate amount of time here to truly appreciated that Trump quote. The sheer beauty of it. The grammatical finesse. The dead-end, truncated, half-thoughts that really don’t mean what he meant them too if you take it all every literally/ at face-value.

Shot through the tongue

NO NO STOP IT SHUT UP I CANNOT HANDLE THIS MUCH STUPID THIS EARLY IN THE DAY

would like to “eliminate the magnets that attract illegal immigrants,” whatever that means

This is a beautiful compilation. You’re doing God’s work here.

Keep up the good work. :)

I don’t really like her and I absolutely loathe her music, but that is seriously fucking hilarious. A+.

Katy Perry was literally a “mic drop.”

Medic: “We need to get this swelling down, eh? Somebody go get us some ice...”

Sad to see curling have a domestic abuse scandal of its own.

i believe what he is saying is that god sent the iceburg to punish man for transitioning from an agrarian economy to a manufacturing economy

Kim’s comment made me giggle because of something completely unrelated: I just learned that one of the candidates to take over Sepp Blatter’s position at FIFA is named Tokyo Sexwale.

Ah, the inane ramblings of a war criminal.

You may not be a conservative, but all of the thoughts you’ve expressed on this page would fit in the same bubble on the Venn Diagram that Conservative Thoughts would fit under, right up to and including using archaic (and grammatically incorrect) colloquialisms about which branches of the military should be referred…

Nah

This is a great point but you’ll have to send it via email to be considered, Testicles

Yes Anna Melon, if that’s your real name, whatermelon you doing criticizing old white men for this? Honeydew you understand we white men are an oppressed class?

Solid performance but Josh Lucas is still never going to win an Oscar.