“Women have ways to try to shut that whole thing down.”

Jesus Christ, that’s even worse than a Cars for Kids commercial.

Don’t forget the FEMA concentration camps being used to sterilize white people.

What’s the right wing saying? “We want to shrink government to a size small enough so that you can drown it in the bathtub.” Completely psychotic.

Oh my GOD I almost forgot about Jade Helm.

LOL! So Cute! No, no, I must harden my heart right now, she is a taker and I must draw the line somewhere.

Yep. They divide their time between repealing Obamacare and deregulating oil, natural gas and coal, as well as the financial sector. All of which has no chance of passing the senate let alone signed into law by the president. Millions of taxpayer dollars being wasted on this crap. Republicans hate government, so they…

Cute dog, er I mean welfare queen, is that yours?

I kid you not!

Score! That fixes ONE of my problems.

Are they serious about the church being so fantastic for Ireland and
Europe? Are they not aware of the awful history of rape and abuse of children in Catholic schools in Ireland? I mean, it’s almost painful reading about the church and its supporters whitewashing the church’s influence on Ireland. Or, we could go back…

Puppies are welfare queens. They expect you to give them things for free, they don’t work and when you bring them home, they sh*t all over the new rug. In Ryan’s America, puppies will be set loose to fend for themselves until they learn the meaning of a proper work ethic (a.k.a. inheriting wealth from one’s father).

My mom literally told me this as a child: “never trust anyone with two first names.”

Fact: Speaker of the House, particularly in this Congress, is a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad job. If Ryan does sign on, he’s basically agreeing to be a sacrificial lamb for the chamber. His hand has been all but forced on this and he had a promising career ahead of him. If he does it, I wouldn’t be surprised…

edited. That bad?

This is amazing. I just kept scrolling down...

People who espouse idiot lies when all the resources are available for them to make informed decisions based on facts but instead refuse to listen to reason be all over Jezebel today, yo.

Is it bad that I kind of want this to be my job?

I don’t know if this is meant to include commenters, or just bloggers, but if the former — and fitting right in with the Gross Dairy theme — I contributed “mildewed Kraft slice” from the cheap (ie gray) seats.