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RooseveltsRevenge
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OMG, prior year voting is a terrible way to draw maps. I’m not surprised, though, because the guys behind the attack on the Voting Rights Act are behind this initiative as well.

Very true, though I doubt the Supreme Court will overrule 50 years of precedent on leaving to the states the basis for creating voter districts, especially if it means a huge logistical mayhem right before an election. From what I understand, we actually don’t really know how many eligible voters there are in each

Part of me hopes it was to power pantsuits and sensible heels.

Is there some Scream Queens naming game, like you put together your favorite female fashion icon and your safety school and that’s your SQ name? Asking for a friend.

Yesterday’s tragedy was in my hometown. Suffice it to say that my level of rage that gun violence occurs so frequently, and is so seemingly acceptable to a large proportion of the U.S. population, is palpable today.

I cry over pizza all the time. Especially as I eat it over the sink while drinking a handle of bourbon straight from the bottle.

I NEVER THOUGHT PAYING IT FORWARD PIZZA WOULD MAKE ME CRY SAD TEARS BUT HERE I AM, CRYING. OVER PIZZA GENEROSITY, THE KINDEST GENEROSITY OF ALL.

Holy shit, if this woman did not consent to this, let her rain fire and brimstone upon them until even their bones have turned to ash. I want their children’s children’s children to still be paying her, and I want these people in jail.

He’s just telling truths over there. That’s all.

is that show good?

Ooooooooo I can’t wait for The Knick to come back!!!

WHEN will Kate Winslet and Leo DiCaprio realize that their relationships don’t work out because they just need to get together, already

Nope. Dating US.

It’d be a Muppets tie-in.

SPACE MUSLIMS ARE GOING TO PRAY ON THE MOON AND THEN CONVERT ALL THE MOON WOMEN AND TEACH THEM TO HATE OUR MOON FREEDOM LETS PANIC.

I think, is the gist?

At this point he seems to just use a conservative random speech generator to formulate ideas. It’s like a Mad Libs approach to any topic.

What the holy hell is this asshole saying? I don't understand.

- the pope