“Oh, but y’all can vote now! And women can now get drivers’ licenses! And wear PANTS! Isn’t that progress? Party of Lincoln!!1!!”

apropos of whatever, I am DIGGING THE HELL out of this world where Emily Blunt is somehow an action star now

Seriously, Carly, we’re past the suffrage thing at this point! We got that awready! Now we’re just trying to get equal pay, equal protection under the law, bodily autonomy, and free birth control, all without being killed. Howzabout we tawk about that, kthx.

Thank you. I don’t care about her dumb face, I care about her dumb politics.

Carly Fiorina:

You know, I’m always worried that going too far with the makeup and hair and pushup bra just ages me... and I think I’m right. When this 18 year-old looks 30, I can’t imagine how sad I would look.

ishouldnotbedoingthis

I disagree with almost everything the GOP stand for also (the ‘small government’ talk is complete nonsense coming from them), and am enormously relieved we had B.O. in office instead of some bigoted, hateful right-wing warmonger. Don’t underestimate just how flawed I feel the GOP to be ;)

I disagree. Go with a completely fucking ridiculous comb over and run for president.

“The less hair you have, the more head you get.” - My drunk uncle

Why would anyone tell Rashad not to score? That doesn’t even make sense. If he scores, it’s a two-possession game with about a minute left, and it’s over.

Maybe this guy would be more excited about the wave if they had prefaced it with Micro.

Watered down Watergate.

I’m so over email-gate. It's the most boring imaginary political scandal ever.

I give this story 1.5 thumbs up.

I honestly think Huckabee just learned about Dred Scott and thinks he sounds smart.

And I think that Serena’s podium interview is consistent with your comment. Vinci played the match of her life. I am a Serena fan and disappointed she did not win but really enjoyed watching Vinci (in-game and post-game)

I fully accept that it’s a stupid argument from a legal perspective but there’s something about it I like clinging too.

“The Dred Scott decision by the Supreme Court was overturned by the Civil War”

This woman is THE WOOOOORRRRRSSSSSTTT.