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That is a very, very tough race.

This seems less a race to be elected president and more a race to be elected king of the dipshits.

I carry a picture of Hitler in my wallet to honor Kaiser rolls.

Also, is no one else concerned that this rally looked like something out of Deliverance?

This “scandal” is the most boring scandal to have ever been concocted. It needs to go away until some actual shit is uncovered. Boooring. Booooooooring.

It’s worth noting that Morales is now President of Bolivia, the only president of a South American country that comes from a native culture. He’s also a socialist. Needless to say, the oligarchs in the world are not pleased.

I wonder how much classified information has been sent through the private emails of senators and representatives, including current presidential candidates. More than you’d think, I bet.

Lots of tripping going on in Eastern Europe these days.

Kim Davis has appeared onstage and is sobbing into the microphone like a third-place Miss America runner-up.

LOL the rally is still going on and Huckabee just said he’s willing to spend “the next eight years in the White House” or in jail. EITHER WAY, Y’ALL.

When he realized he wouldn’t be in the woman’s jail he quickly reneged.

kim davis’ husband is the ghost of a confederate soldier

Why the comma?

He suggested Manziel start, violating the league’s substance abuse policy.

Wait, he’s being punished by NOT coaching the Browns?

To be fair, I think we’re all forgetting about the Huckabee Corollary, which states that gay people are gross and icky and have special gay cooties, allowing for one to discriminate against them. You know, science.

Draw me like one of your French girls.

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