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We constantly are brought back to the basic fact that adequate and functioning medical equipment in this country is a luxury good, when there is absolutely no justifiable reason for that to be the case. The idea that corporations must be profiting exorbitantly for science and technology to advance is so patently false

Not to be over dramatic, but that is nothing short of assault.

I am a little teary eyed.

This thrilled me so much I have goosebumps. I LOVE hearing this kind of news and only wish there were more things like this to report.

*Sigh*

Wow Dad even has jokes

What the fuck kind of Cobra Kai is that?

If they ever decide to expand “Make a Wish” to include “30-year-olds who just have had a rough go of it lately”, that is legit what I am asking for. Preferably with straight gin. Because apparently that’s how Lizzie rolls.

I am exactly the same!!!! Except with like the patriot and also I’m not a queen. But otherwise QUEEN + BSKINZ TWINZ 4EVER

It was actually her boyfriend’s long lost twin brother, tho

Presidential candidate and sentient brain-fart Donald Trump...

OO! Ok! “Presidential candidate and hang-y down burnt skin flap from eating very hot pizza Donald Trump...”

Presidential candidate and kraft single enthusiast Donald Trump...

The whole “presidential candidate and ______________ Donald Trump” thing is so much fun. I wanna play, too! Presidential candidate and that candle that is always on clearance because it smells like shit Donald Trump....

“No, that’s OK...I’ll hand-deliver these painkillers to ‘em. Least I can do.”

We have Camoron & Osborne: the men that make Thatcher seem like St Franccos of Assissi.

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

Goddamit Kim, now Jesus has to pick up the slack since there’s one less person in the office. He’s definitely not going to be able to slide out early the Friday before a 3 day weekend.

Unpopular opinion — never found Cindy Crawford attractive — young or old, retouched or not. But I do think it’s funny that she’s so vain and out of touch that she doesn’t understand “why seeing a bad photo of me would make people feel good”.

Welcome to the Idiocracy...