“NPR reports that U.S. District Judge Robert Hinkle...y” (?????????)

I can’t wait for them to Neck-Fight.

Is it a coincidence that if you put Texas and Florida together correctly, they would resemble the male genitalia?

Antarctica should be Ice-free by next year. So...

FREEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDOOOOOMMMMM!

The best description of Sarah Palin, really.

I love how republicans constantly shit on the ground breaking international institutions and foundations we created, in the greatest coordination of peaceful relations in history, while simultaneously harking back to that time as a beacon.

Yea, pretty much.

All the RW Radio Assholes™ We’re pointing out 1 person who was on it for some dumb ass reason and yelling “SEE?!”

Sadly, the only reason Republicans are even thinking about budging now is because they can’t fight on 3 fronts: Trump, Pro-massacre, and Dead gay people.

Pass or not- Senator Murphy just secured himself a Senate seat for the rest of his days in Connecticut.

Ummm, I really don’t think so.

I work in retail and immediately following the change my company announced all salaried employees currently under the threshold will receive a pay bump to $47,500.

[Crying]

It’s just so idiotic.

I love this podcast, and - as a man - anyone sending those emails can fall backwards into an upside down lawnmower.

Just want to make sure I have this right:

Wow, I bet you're fun at parties.

Don't worry, John Goodman is still alive.

A new species of spider hitches a ride, in a coffin, aboard a plane to America, hilarity ensues as Will McAvoy learns of the disastrous new species that will take America off its rightful #1 spot.