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Deadspin, no! It’s great you brought Jezebel writers over for a day. Bringing over this, however, is the not funny kind of April fools joke.

lol who gives a shit? it’s fucking soccer. if you willingly spend money to go see something as boring as a fucking soccer game, you deserve whatever you get. maybe buy a ticket to a sport that americans actually give a shit about, next time?

I guess that CarFax gig isn’t as comfortable as I thought.

Jeez, what crawled up his 5-hole?

Ah that explains why the champions at Westminster never repeat

Im a big time bad guy wrester from Hollywood and you’re just a stupid woman, so go back to the kitchen!

Gabby Johnson: Hey! The sheriff’s a Cu... [Clock bell gongs]

No Samoas? C’mon, man.

I’ll take grim over human cesspools, though.

pssst..is that the new code word for HGH? PED’s?!?

Nala - “I’m too sexy for this car, too sexy for this car.”

Fred Smoot was reportedly unimpressed.

Globe story reveals that more than two thirds of people on board had no idea it was a Gronk cruise until they showed up

You should always hit on a soft 17.

Stralman was just going for a hit and Little stumbled with his head down. Can’t really call the play dirty.

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

Yes, dumb move by the ref.. But it wouldn’t have been an issue if the ice weren’t so thin up the middle to begin with. In my experience, thin ice up the middle can be caused by the zam driver speeding up the middle but not laying down enough water behind him/her. I’ve scraped logos before. It’s a real pain in the ass…

The “take away the helmets and pads” argument makes me SO FUCKING ANGRY because it shows a fundamental ignorance of the history of the game itself. Do you know WHY they introduced helmets? Because people were DYING on the field. Literal death! Right there! This idea that taking helmets away will somehow magically make…