“He’s showing the 12s respect, son, by grabbing his ding-dong. Now go get daddy some more bourbon.”

A chance at a puppy based on being able to score on Montreal’s goaltending? Sounds like these kids took advantage of a Priceless opportunity.

Seems to me three points would have won the game.

HEY! LAY OFF ROVELL, DAMN IT!

Vikings fans

“Hey Antonio, this is only $3 a bottle and will have your head clear by Sunday afternoon!”

I love sharing it, people freak out.

You are handsome. Don’t worry. It’s just a game.

The death threats from the 2nd graders were less adorable but just as heartfelt.

Blair Walsh Lived A Kicker’s Nightmare

Whatever comes of this, whether it’s absolutely nothing or a federal perjury conviction, rock bottom for Jeter has to be the upcoming phone call from an eager A-Rod offering advice.

You can call it “football” all you want, but(t) soccer is still a dog-suck of a sport! Just sayin’ !

Happy Gilmore was fun because it was a hockey movie.

Holy shit, you mean the makers of a consumer product are trying to appeal to the consumers their game is aimed at? That’s never happened before, except in the dev cycle of every other video game in history.

I enjoy the visual of a famous 7 foot tall professional athlete attempting to use a fake ID

Good for NBA.com. At least they didn’t sweep it under the Asian-American rug.

The only acceptable thing to toss into the crowd at the Garden after a Rangers game is napalm.

You and your ilk, always playing the race horse card.

Thank god he knocked him out cold instead?