Honestly, before I scrolled down, I thought it was because the bird is in blackface.

God, that sounds boring. Lets never do that.

Nick Bodell

I, for one, welcome our new Insect Overlords.

Safe in a game, you say?

Hernandez had his revenge all planned out...

Oh wow, I’m surprised you took Brady’s dick out of your mouth long enough to type this article.

Are we changing the meaning of “hot take” to “opinion a particular Gawker media writer doesn’t care for”?

“Miss, who are these chocolates from? They’re delicious!”

But you’re forgetting how terrible John McClane was at the free throw line.

It’s very easy to play doctor right now

I know as a white male I shouldn’t weigh in but there feels like more important or useful battles to fight then this one.

More like “Lose-a-peg”

I really, really hate the Cardinals.

"Much better to rock a fancy mechanical pencil that will quickly run out of lead, and then you click it, but then it gives you too much lead, so you push it back down and the lead snaps off and I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU"

Welcome to Kinja, Mr. McMahon.

And then they'd get kicked off the team for accepting "gifts". Because the NCAA is run by idiots.

If Oregon is so white, why did Chip Kelly leave?

"Butt-faced shitbag" is probably the most accurate description of Cowherd in existence.