But you’re forgetting how terrible John McClane was at the free throw line.

It’s very easy to play doctor right now

I know as a white male I shouldn’t weigh in but there feels like more important or useful battles to fight then this one.

More like “Lose-a-peg”

I really, really hate the Cardinals.

Which lion face are you looking at?!

Disagree. Lion's face is full on "GTFO I KILL YOU NOW!" There is 0% "friendly" going on here.

Did you see this guy?

"Much better to rock a fancy mechanical pencil that will quickly run out of lead, and then you click it, but then it gives you too much lead, so you push it back down and the lead snaps off and I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU"

Welcome to Kinja, Mr. McMahon.

And then they'd get kicked off the team for accepting "gifts". Because the NCAA is run by idiots.

If Oregon is so white, why did Chip Kelly leave?

"Butt-faced shitbag" is probably the most accurate description of Cowherd in existence.

"So they joke about how long it took for the expansion to be released."

Is that court black or is this one of those "I see white and gold" things?

This one is easy:

Stop disrespecting Amar'e.

Because it annoyed me too:

People in the '20s could apparently read really fast.