Vin Scully is a national treasure, Exhibit No. 973,948:

This Just In: Guy With Semi-Uncommon Reaction To Memory Foam Gives Tom Ley Something Meaningless To Do With His Life

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The Pirates couldn't have made two sadder outs than these? Barry, you clearly didn't attend any Pirate games from 1980-2013.

I'm thinking the murder victim would likely not see the distinction.

Jesus, can they just fuck and get it over with?

The next headline related to this show should be "ESPN's First Take Cancelled"

SHE killed JFK.

I don't know who is more stupid, the MLB tweeting that out or the people responded thinking they were comparing him to Willie Mays, not the fictional character.

There's a college world series?

To be fair, he hangs up on everyone.

Can we just stop and be impressed with that bro who glided in to help her up?! He's been training for years for this moment.

You're really going to blame a ref you crybaby? The Kings were clear superior to the Rnagers.

Cue the Rangers supporters bitching about the refs in 3...2...

Yeah, that's a good point. The AD should have fired him the very first day, when Aguero stopped "coaching," "went home," and "got 8 hours of sleep."

Guy makes $300 profit for 3 minutes work; complains anyway.

Guy Knowingly Buys Mispriced Tickets and Loses Them; Complains Anyway.

I don't agree with the premise that Jeter has illegitimate children. I feel like he's such a classy guy that he would pay for the abortion.

And how many of those commissioners are GOP? Fiscal conservatism goes out the window when ensuring corporate welfare is at stake.