Its almost like they are sociopaths who hate animals. *Insert Bald Eagle gif.

They say Tinder is a hook up app but I only match with those saying no hook ups. What am I doing wromg?

Well he ain’t wrong

You know what I learned recently? Cakewalk as a term has really racist origins.

Yeah and the Rangers suck so fuck Kovalchuk

I wait for the umpires reasoning to not eject Molina

Oh sure but if Anthony Rendon did this the umpire would have shot him

Thank you

Again fuck you and your stupid true hit king bullshit.

Ever choice John Sterling makes is weird. Its why he’s a shitty radio announcer

I can’t wait for the article when Manziel is signed for the XFL and Kap isn’t

I’m amazed that mummy Al Davis used his black magic to make Howdy Doody a real boy then got him fat.

The most disappointing part of my day is when I hear Trump hasn’t dropped dead yet. Come on deep state what are you waiting for?

I mean he’s no Kurt Angle.

At this point I think we all need to get that loopy for a few hours.

Why won’t God smite Pence and Trump already?

Horseshit. I asked for the balls the exploded and the game be canceled

Every time I go with my dad to a game he won’t shut up about how they should bring back those carts.

Why are both of your hands broken?