What the hell are regionals?

As sad as I am as a Mets fan to see Bartolo go at least he’s in the NL where we can still see him bat

Fuck you I voted in NJ and that was so solidly Clinton I could have voted for my dick and what difference does it make?

Yeah but her alibi of watching Pardon my Zinger will get her off

Don’t worry Tiffany he’ll be dead soon and you’ll get some of his less then a billion dollars. And when that happens share some with me thinking about how I got you through this tough time with these kind words.

Its those damned illegal cats crossing the boarder into the dog park taking their jobs for cheap.

I for one admire his scrappy, deceptively fast effort.

Corporal Nero I’d knew you’d come

$$$ is why its not shocking they got printed

Thanks for explaining the joke

Its nice they found love but does anyone find it weird that they date despite having the same exact names?

From two conversations one with my cousin and another with some girl on a website I’d prefer not to mention here I’ve gleamed Bill Murray is a complete asshole

Shit that is better

More like Bast Freak amiright?

Ain’t that a headbutt to the chest

God: “Because you have poor decision skills”

NHL needs to jump on this where the 4th goal by someone is a dildo trick.

Or wants a new contract and they only do that for Brady.

Boy the way Peyton Manning plays

Point of order: The Vikings offensive line is so so bad using them as an example doesn’t prove any points.