We were setting up a party at my cousin’s house for her husband. She comes out to the back yard and goes “Do you know what my son (6 or 7 I forget when this happened) just said? “James’ penis looks” weird. So I ask him who’s James? He goes “ A kid in my class” and I tell him don’t look at James’ penis”

Wrong!!!!!

Woosh

Yes which is why he is the Andy Kaufman of our day with this

Yeah but for the sake of brevity just the golds

Somehow I’d shoot myself in the rifle or other gun events so probably that

Pffttt 2nd all time who cares? Now the 3rd place guy he’s great

Didn’t know Hulk Hogan posted on Deadspin. Fuck you for being the downfall of WCW

More fuck McDonalds driving out local food vendors from the Olympic city and less fuck the guy who got 2nd because 3rd place is cooler bullshit.

Deadspin is exhausting these few days with the senior week random crap and this weird Olympic negativity

I wonder would anyone comfort me if I went to the park and started sobbing loudly. They’d probably take me to a mental institution.

Sure Miller Huggins said the same thing to Wally Pipp and guess where Wally Pipp is now? DEAD

Well this is a first. A study funded by a large corporation did not magically find the result they paid for.

Needed more nuns to be there

1984 McDonalds breathes a sigh of relief.

Ruining implies it hasn’t happened already and is in the process of it

“(They) used an event meant to aid suffering veterans and kids to troll for attention”

Yes mostly about how much I want to strangle Darren Rovell

Because when we give umpires discretion on calls players tend to take it too far and we end up with Chase Utley trying to take someone’s leg off.

Its was like the Temple of Doom for that insect