Do we include Rose’s minor league numbers or are we pretending the Nippion league is on MLB’s level?

As a former ferret owner (r.i.p. slider) I resemble that remark

All thanks to the power of tanking shamlessly

Congrats to all those who will get their porch couches back soon

Too wet and will finish in August? Just like every girl I hit on tells me. My August is going to be soooooo busy with sex.

Thank you Iron Shiek.

Why do you have to be that person?

I fail to see how one flip is more fair than none. If the ref isn’t purposely trying to not have it flip then its just as much random chance it didn’t flip as any number of flips

Chemically sterilize all your friends. Also befriending unlovable losers is a good way to avoid the problem as well.

This proves that goaltending in the NHL is interchangable. There is not enough of a difference between very good and okay where its just get on your knees and look big at the right time. NHL needs to do something to bring the skill back to the goalie position. But they won’t since it keeps teams close in most games…

Probably rant about my sports takes. I have the microphone and you’ll listen to everything I have to say.

Zoo is a great place for a date especially if your date is name Adrian.

Well that’s why its my Quantum Leap fantasy

Too easy to switch it to a team I root for though it might be picking my favorite child thing to pick favorite team over another. So non favorite team quick answer is Seahawks over Patriots because it was more fun to taunt Boston fans when they hadn’t won one in a while. Stupid Pete Carroll ruining my fun. Thou…

He swings like I imagine my mom would if she took to a batting cage

Really I had brill cream and a rusty crank

He was the drive time show when sports radio in NYC got big with Mad Dog Chris Russo in the late 80s so its legacy.

Still less blatant then the rig job in the NFC championship game between the Saints and Vikings

How do you know?

I have a standing promise out there if I ever meet Morelli I’m kicking him in the nuts for that game.