Large golf sucks it was ruined by its boring boringness and pretentious old assholes that watch it. Mini golf is where its at.

When you travel that much sometimes you don't want to work for it and just buy it.

God bless us everyone

The 1972 Dolphins are angry and confused over that sentiment.

YOU CAN FUCKING KICK SOMETHING WITH YOUR FOOT ON THE GROUND AND DISTINCTLY AT THAT.

Its a moving direction of the puck. Clearly not a kick. Of course I hear that on hockey forums all the time. Hockey purists are the worst.

Yeah and banning gay marriage which is a civil institution for religious reasons is unconstitutional but States rights and founding fathers or something

It was lunch time and I hadn't gotten my break so sue me for the delicious typos

Its very hard and ends with a cream sauce

Were you not alive when Pizza was acquired? Or is Pizza some sort of dickhead that I didn't know about.

Lord Palmerston

The problem was that too many high schoolers got it in their head that they could make the jump and weren't drafted losing their NCAA eligibility. Now my problem is more with the NCAA not letting them play or get a scholarship after because they suck and suck hard. Seriously stop watching college sports and giving…

"Wah the NCAA is an organization that takes advantage of young people by calling them student athletes... BUT WE CAN'T STOP WATCHING."~ Deadspin

Someone hasn't played the Wii if they think Waggle is a new word

Teach your kid to pitch submarine and he'll be fine

I'm guessing very

That guy can't. What do I win for answering that?

Well if its a pitch they'll be outside the tackle box. The only question is would they be able to throw it far enough while being chanced to reach the line of scrimmage.

He's racist for trading away his white QB for a white QB

People incriminating themselves on social media. Its like people never learn from the lesson of Tupac on Yo! MTV Raps