What the fuck is WRONG with these dudes? Do they actually think messaging shit like this is going to work?

I have to admit, I am a fan grrrl of you.

I'm almost 38 and I do buy cds. I buy them from a music shop or off eBay if I can't get them locally. (I'm Australian and love Country music so I buy from quite a few American sellers.)

Is this the adorable little girl who has the puppy dog bags?

I really don't want to sound like a dick , but why do Americans get so excited over the British Royals? You guys had a Revolution and fucked the English off. Why are the so popular again now?

Hipster baby out cools all the bearded hipsters.

nope nope nope nope nopitty nope.

Amen sister. I am picking up what you are putting down.

When I was 19, I lived with an apprentice chef and a fully qualified chef in an amazing share house on a beach in Australia. We all worked 5 minutes walk from the house at a very popular tourist destination for rich Sydney siders. I was putting myself through University working retail and the chefs were running a…

If it isn't about them, the care factor is zero.

Hills is an Aussie. The show is Pommie.

My E! Contract says I must keep my purple hair for 6 more years but I've been cutting it off secretly for months now! Ha!

Most Aussie men I know where briefs under the boardies. I have NFI why. I just asked my husband and he says he just does. He always has. So he continues to do it.

That might explain the rash of swastika art I have been seeing on Taiwanese students notebooks and book bags.

completely unrelated, but can you help me not be gray? I'm fairly new to Kinja and started commenting when you posted puppies in dishes. :)

Oh yuck. Poor hubby.

Eeeeeeeeee! I love this! I love you! I love it like the puppies in baking dishes video.

"I always get it plain or with cheese."

Why do my 38 year old loins want to bang some Leto cock so hard?

The puffins!!! I just cannot even! So cute!!!!