Sounds like the perfect plot for Captain Marvel 2: Step up to the Streets.
“A wizard is never late!”
“But..you weren’t even.... uhg..never mind....I’ll make sure you get your early bird special...”
True. But one has, without question, about 10x more qualifications for the position, and neither of the independents will be president or have a remote chance, so why not vote for the one you detest, yet will do as good of a job as the last 10 or 20 presidents?
Some people have limited table space. Or their cats are assholes.