Just imagine if he had made, say Zootopia

The director, someone who should know something about what a picture looks like, chose this to share. You can’t see her costume at all, and barely the profile of her face. Either he’s throwing a bunch of stuff out there and this is the worst, or he chose poorly.

Light refuses to shine on Zach’s work. It’s embarrassed.

Darkness.

Sounds like the perfect plot for Captain Marvel 2: Step up to the Streets.

I like that idea, particularly Black Widow, but truth be told, Scarlett Johansson’s salary would take up too much of the production budget.

Lovingly homaged in Black Dynamite:

Sorry guys, we have a late-breaking entry with Sexy Ken Bone.

At least he doesn’t use guns!*

Batman’s rich history allows him to be interpreted in a multitude of ways. To be sure, this is a lighter incarnation, but it’s certainly no less valid and true to the character’s roots than the tortured avenger crying out for mommy and daddy.

“A wizard is never late!”
“But..you weren’t even.... uhg..never mind....I’ll make sure you get your early bird special...”

But this important question is:

That needs to make it into the movie some how ...

Sigh. I guess I’ve been in denial because I despised it so much, but it’s really going to use some of Old Man Logan, yet another Millar ode to angry 15-year-olds?

Want to know what’s killing the country? The fact that “fact” means whatever the fuck we decide it means.

Really cheap shot about Stewart, as it’s notably omitted from the article that:

True. But one has, without question, about 10x more qualifications for the position, and neither of the independents will be president or have a remote chance, so why not vote for the one you detest, yet will do as good of a job as the last 10 or 20 presidents?

Young blonde woman in a tight bodysuit. I’m CERTAIN there was a compelling reason for that than what most of us are probably thinking.

Some people have limited table space. Or their cats are assholes.

So you like starting your video games from scratch?