Even he himself admits that he sometimes used dramatic pauses as a means of buying time to remember his lines. But the frequency and duration of those pauses is what's been highly exaggerated by popular culture and satire, led by Kevin Pollak's impression (even Pollak himself occasionally talks about how much he…

Flawless rebuttal. I wish I could give you more than one star.

Yeah, I guess we do live in very different worlds; I actually care if my movies are good. See, the risk isn't overspending for a mediocre movie; the risk is propagating the currently-true belief that Hollywood can just crap out whatever mediocre, lowest-common-denominator, unoriginal, shallow, vapid, insipid and…

He's cast as a jock and a womanizer. Kirk wasn't even a womanizer really; he had a lot of women, sure, but he wasn't a "player". He was passionate and emotional with all of then, not a cad.

Any franchise that has, at one point, employed William Shatner can't really afford to pick and choose, can it?

Paying money to see a is bad. Theft is a okay. Good to know.

Yeah, but there will be a unique twist. Orci has finally taken to heart the nerd criticisms about how the heroes just depend on Old Spock giving them the vital information they need to beat the bad guys, so the next movie will feature Christopher Lloyd as Old Kruge, inexplicably deposited into the new timeline to…

The first movie also proved that Kurtzman and Orci don't know the definition/proper use of "fencing" or "resigned his commission." Not exactly linguistic masters. (I could offer more examples, but I realize I'm already in the danger zone for pedantry.)

And I will see it, because I am a sucker and a fanboy.

Ah, that never gets old. The only three minutes of STID I'll ever need to watch.

Wow, the one thing you really like about nu-Trek is the biggest thing I deeply hate about it.

While the first Star Trek could be excused...

Kirk was always the alpha jock leader type and that's what frustrated others (and was the source of his character's lampooning over the years).

Call me cynical, but I don't think this is anything to get excited about. If I cared enough to do a little Googling, I'm 98% sure I could find practically the exact same comments, made after the first movie came out in regard to the second. "Hey, the first one was an origin story, but now that they're all together,…

Karl Urban, shockingly, was dead on. (Not shocked that he can act, but how well he channeled DeForest Kelly).

But it's maintaining group control, which is the end-all-be-all.

I feel like your point kind of works against itself. Super 8 was a love letter to '80s Spielberg films, and it's a great film. So, following the logic of your argument, Episode VII should bet a great film as well. Right?

That kid'll lay down the smack on both her sisters...

Remember when Mom would turn the car around and drive right the fuck back home because your two sisters wouldn't stop fighting, so none of you got to get ice cream that night, even though you personally had nothing to do with it? Like that.

Cue the white boys flooding in to complain about how prejudice everyone is against white men and how haaaaaaaarrrrrrd they have it and blah blah, something about racism towards white men.