Bittersweet, but better late than never lol.

If I was funny, I would have realized that. The hilarious commentariat will be one of the great legacies of Deadspin.

I’ve been a regular here since 2006. My social circle doesn’t really allow many opportunities to talk sports so I treasured that this was THE place that allowed for my dumbass jokes and ridiculous takes to be heard (and even then, there were better comments made by better people).

Well I can star this post out of the grays for you. Won’t help with any future posts, but it doesn’t seem like that’s likely to be a big problem with Deadspin unfortunately.

This reminds me of Calvin and Hobbes. The day something great and important and loved just left us out of nowhere. It’s stupid and I don’t like it and I will genuinely miss this website.

Thank you, Diana, for this last bit of joy from this site. Much love to you and all the staff, all the way back to Leitch, for making this place what it was.

I have literally never posted in the comments section before on this website and I regret it. This blog transformed me in ways I never thought possible, and I am deeply saddened by everything that’s happened over the last few months.

Goodbye everyone. It’s been a hell of a ride. Never made it out of the greys but that’s ok.

How strange to see comments here...

Concourse post, comments work!

If anyone wants to hit up ole’ Jimmy Spanny himself and ask him what the fuck is going on, here’s his number! 917-881-5965

He’s basically the guy if you want somebody who kind of sounds kind of like Springsteen but with way less talent.

My parents gave me a map, pointed to Japan and China, and said “these are different countries”. I've never forgotten that lesson.

I cannot tell you, as a Social Studies teacher, how excited I am to teach this. 

*eye twitch*

Objectively good commenters:

It's pretty telling that every time they fuck up the higher ups claim no editorial responsibility and just blame the lowest level person. Shitbags, every one of them.

Early on, Han Solo uses a lightsaber to cut open a Tauntaun...