Every small town in the South has a Dollar General and a radio station called “The Eagle.”

“Caster is a hermaphrodite. This is not discriminatory to say. It is factual.”

So then why the fuck isn’t Michael Phelps banned from swimming for having a longer torso to leg ratio or double jointed ankles? Why wasn’t Randy Johnson banned from pitching because he was tall as shit and could generate far more leverage than the average pitcher? Why isn’t Zion Williamson banned for being taller,…

Please settle a debate: Is Back to the Future a sci-fi movie?

Trump could be in the middle of rally, whip his button dick out and start having a go of himself, finish on the front row of white babies waiting to be kissed, clean himself up with pages of the OG Constitution, Declaration of Independence, and Gutenberg bible, and the crowd would just chant “U.S.A! U.S.A!” through…

Still doesn’t beat keeping kids in cages; this is a bronze-medal at best.

ICE is truly the modern-day gestapo.

And he hangs out at the student union ...

It’s adorable that you believe there will still be textbooks in 50 years.

So, a Trump loving guy just happens to kill a mafia crime boss while Trump has allegedly been nefariously involved with the mafia doing shady deals with them for decades all while the Mueller investigation is digging into Trump Organization business dealings.

I like what you did there.

“Congress has the freedom to pass this resolution and I have the duty to veto it and I’m very proud to veto it,” Trump said....[P]ence, in a particularly pathetic bit of sycophancy, told the president: “I don’t know that I’ve ever been more proud than to be standing next to you today.” 

Despite her claims, the internet kept the receipts.

Libertarians who move into a subdivision with an HOA are just the worst.

It’s weird, because his neighbor gave him a big dose of personal freedom and he didn’t seem all that in to it.

Be careful I hear it can get rubbed off with friction! 

I did it for the stache!!!