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Just watched Rogue One again this afternoon. That image has the same vibe as the movie. 

You do you 

Dollars to donuts, Pence gets pegged by Mother on the daily. 

Man, Pence just took a big, steaming shit all over his wife and kids with that statement.

It's under the right nipple, in case anyone was wondering. 

We have a situation going on in Little Rock involving a police shooting. They just released the dashcam video. The cop appears to open fire while standing to the side of the vehicle, then he jumped on the hood and continued firing as the car rolls. It does not look good. Surprised it hasn't gotten more national

A soon as I come across a Libertarian that doesn’t believe HOA regs are an undue burden on their property rights, then I’ll agree. The ones I’very dealt with belive that they aren’t beholden to the covenants and restrictions that are on the land since they weren’t a party to orignal document. It’s very tiring. The

Libertarians who move into a subdivision with an HOA are just the worst. 

Just gotta stay away from women named Tammy. 

You did good, so I’ll give you a hint as to the stache’s location. It's above the waist.

My dude...

Your agreement is refreshing. I've had too many people see accountability for negligence as being the same as 2nd amendment infringement when I make this argument. Kudos. 

Ideally, that’d be the case. They only had to prove ownership to retrieve the weapon from the station. They laughed it off as if they’d misplaced their wallet. Also, parents who leave weapons laying around for toddlers to find and discharge should face punishment rather than being treated as if “they’d suffered

Could we add penalties for negligence committed by CCW license holders to that list? I had to listen to a coworker speak to the police on the phone all day because they left their coat with their pistol in the pocket at a Chili's last night. Thankfully management found it and alerted the police. Otherwise, that

I'm shocked that no one has done the obvious and replaced Sonic's rings with tortilla chips yet. 

“I see no problem with this”

The world never ceases to disgust me. How could supposedly rational people seeking higher education  be so dumb? I mean, who the fuck even buys a college yearbook?!

Real estate research. Studying history honed my ability to power through the tedium of searching through decades of poorly kept records.

Same here. Law school and teaching weren’t for me. Not many other options after those.

Weird. I studied almost nothing but political, military, and diplomatic history in college. Oddly, my degree means dogshit to those who get their history info from YouTube and memes.