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The Arkansas senate just passed a bill that abolishes all abortions except in the case of medical emergency on the presumption that Roe v. Wade will be overturned in the near future.

Photocopy error. I took it as each loop being a copy of the one before it. Minor inconsistencies leading to major changes as the copies of copies stacked. 

Mother's Little Helper

Asa! is an ass for sure, but thank god Jan Morgan did get much traction. I'm far more worried about Tom Cotton than anyone else. He's been awfully quiet lately, and that is cause for concern. 

Dammit, Razor! You’re a wild card, don’t play by the rules, and the commissioner wants your badge, but you've cracked this case wide open. You sonofabitch.

I hum and whistle the songs from Black Flag at work all the time. My coworkers ask what songs they are, and I have to make up their origin. It's not because I'm embarassing, but rather because I'm 20+ years younger than them. 

Low lannnndddsss...

Alcaeus is good. But, if they really wanted some deep cuts, then Tyrtaeus is money. He had some bangers. He was the spartan poet.

Go Wolves. The Hogs certainly aren't much to cheer for lately.

I wanted to say "If the shoe fits..." but they'd have to own a pair in the first place. 

If I OD, then I do so happily. I want Sarah Sanders run out of DC next and back into the triple-wide with maw and paw Huck.

It’s some proud boy bullshit meant to describe someone as lacking masculinity. A cuck, in their parlance, if you will.

The silver lining to living in Trump country Arkansas is reading the comments on local news sites. I’ve done maybe a solid 30 minutes of work today.

He looks like the personification of a drawing of Tom Brady done by a nearsighted 5th grader

This is the correct reaction to it leaving netflix. Pull my finger.

I humbly volunteer to be launched into the void if he gets a second term. 

But Mallett slept through his alarm and missed his ride to work that day.

Angry person shouts at clouds. Tune in for film at 11:00.

They’ve really nailed the feel of Washington County, Arkansas. I grew up in Central AR, but spent many years in Washington. The town in the show appears to be an approximation of West Fork and the surrounding areas. I’ve hiked all around Devil’s Den, and it’s terribly haunting to know exactly where they filmed the