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if i see so much as a paralegal; hell, even a goddamn intern, i am turning this car around!

I imagine the lien is simply because he owes some on the auto loan. I have bought cars with a lien many times. I simply went with the seller to their bank and the seller handed the banker the money I handed him. Easy-peasy lemon squeezy. This is a little more complicated when the loan is through a non-local bank, so

Fine. You finally made me want one of these.

I owned a 91' 2-door GMC Jimmy. This one is the 200HP version. The 160HP version was TBI injected. This was the new Vortec motor.

The wing not being available is actually doing potential buyers a favor. It looks like the kind of thing you’d buy aftermarket on eBay for $150 including free shipping that would get installed at the same time as the fart cans.

Seriously. My household just won’t consider it without our preferred transmission type. I know we’re the minority, but this isn’t the kind of thing that people compromise on. It’s binary. You’re either okay with an automatic, or you aren’t. There is no “well, the rest of the car is good enough that I’ll buy it even

I clicked through because I love you, and I’m mildly obsessed with this car and it surprises the hell out of me (not my usual cup of tea). But I’ll be honest, there are other stories I never finished, that I otherwise probably would have at least skimmed, because of the slides. There is no reason for this to be 6

The new one is missing a pedal and a lever.

I was going to say “fuck your slideshow” but that will work.

I love those old waffle wheels. 

Needs all the stars.

Slideshow format: because someone wants a short-term increase in clicks.

Never, ever use this slide-show format again.

“The bodywork on these cars is ART.”

I LOL’d at this comment, thanks for the chuckle. You deserve more stars.

1984 Camry what?
I can’t find an 0-60 time, maybe it’s still making its way through the 40s...

For the average home wrencher, an 8oz container of anti-seize will last until approximately the year 2700.

That doesn’t even rise to the level of skechy . I almost broke my foot just looking at that picture .

“I don’t have 5 minutes to replace the $10 gas cap, but trust me on all the other maintenance that’s [assumed to have] been done