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Unless this car was owned by Jon Voight (the actor, not the dentist), No Dice.

Well earned star! Nice work!

Do the hoods still corrode (i.e. bubbling paint)?

Maybe Chevy will offer an optional manual transmission to make up for the lack of iptional trunk antlers?

Love switches for temperature control! Makes me feel like I'm driving a fighter jet. The mustang has so many switches. Wish more companies did this.

Where's 6th gear? 

I would be more willing to pay ~$14k if this was 2012-14 TL 6MT w/ SH-AWD. I'm ok with the ugly beak when you get more power and AWD platform.

Modern manual transmissions have 6 forward gears. Time to update the format of the "Morning Shift".

This is so much better than single speed moped I had as a kid. I kind of want an MB-5 now.

Automatic CP for keyword spam. God damn it, I'm triggered now. Gaaaaaaaah! Why?!?!

Mine three! Ok, I'll see myself out.

Toilet lol's are the best!

I’m having a really tough week. Somebody tell a joke.

Perhaps potential customers don't want be saddled with BMW "reliability" when buying a Toyota

If the car needs only brakes and coil packs, why not atleast take care of the coul packs before selling the car? A quick search on rockauto shows the the price of eight coil packs to be well under $200. In my experience coil packs are one of the easiest things to replace on Honda's at least...unless the engine…

Phrasing! 

But this is adorable and endearing :)

Accurate! I never understood why anyone would broadcast that their car drove up a mountain aka a steep paved road.

Not to be a pedantic jerk, but Whitman is a suburb +20 miles outside Boston. Also, I’m betting dollars to donuts the undercarriage is covered in rust if the car has spent its life in New England.