Add to that people who don’t pull the fuck forward when stopped behond other vehicles at a traffic light. I can go into so many reasons and rant about why these people are selfich assholes, but I shouldn’t have to.

I just have to tell you that I love, love, love your username! (Also, I’m sorry for what the Mrs. had to go through.)

Her record at HP makes Mitt Romney’s job-creation record at Bain Capital look stellar!

See if I were an ad man for a company competing with vw I would hire you for a commercial. It would be Jared from subway style, with the before picture of normal you, and the after picture of super jacked arm you. And then you could walk out on camera and your left arm would be the size of a watermelon and your right…

Hahaha. Wow.

Detroit mayor: "Hooray, what a glorious day! Our troubles are over! Those big city boys have come to the rescue!"

by your command

She's cute, but this baby wins for feeling it.

I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.

"The Phillies Way" by Ruin Tomorrow or "How I Stopped Worrying About the Salary Cap, the Farm System, My Reputation, the Fans, Common Sense, Competitiveness and Learned to Love Seeing My Name in Print."

Keep trying, folks. You've almost got the Hengjavik.

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

Whats WIP?

"Over these past few weeks, my 4 year old granddaughter shared with me this little reminder of a very good lesson we should all take with us, "sticks and stones may break my bones, but Adrian Peterson will beat the ever lovin' shit out of me""

It's great! Haven't taken my eyes offer it.

AHHH! As a middle school teacher (at an all boys' middle school. The adventures and mysterious smells never stop, my friends) with many, many friends in the field (including a college friend who was on the episode 2 days ago! Yeahhhh Heidi!), this warms my heart to no end. In today's climate of, essentially, "Fuck The…

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,

BY YOUR COMMAND.