"AAAAAAHHHOOOOOOAAAHHHHHHHHGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

A serious question...why does the runway have gently rolling hills in it?!

"This isn't a stroooooooler..."

A "warranty"? What's that?! ;)

But that's just it. It's a door latch. It's not the transmission or the engine that's giving me trouble. It's a simple door latch. If they can't get that right, it makes me worry.

Yep. My left bicep is going to be JACKED from me holding the door shut by the time this gets fixed. Local VW service said there's a week wait for a loaner vehicle. Oh and the car beeps at you incessantly in various levels/volumes of urgency when you drive with a door that's even slightly open. An understandable…

Another (completely anecdotal) reason VW sales suck is because, well, maybe VWs suck?! I am the (once proud) owner of a 2013 Passat. Started having trouble opening the driver side front door from the outside. Now, the driver side door wont...latch...shut. It's 2015. We haven't figured out how to engineer a door…

Speaking of Phillies fans...honorable mention?

All your console are beneath us PC.

"I'm not standing. I'm leaning."

It says here on the Carfax that this was involved in Islamist terrorist activities. So...can you knock off $500? Oh and I'll need to take it to a mechanic I trust to give it the once over.

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Mel Brooks' "History Of The World, Part I" (and no, there is no "History Of The World Part II"). It's typically offensive for a Mel Brooks comedy from that era, but hilarious nonetheless.

Cash Money? Marvelous.

You must be driving different suburban Philly roads than I, because I think I need to get new fillings. One pothole claimed a tire on my new ride last year with only 8k miles on the tread. Grrrrrr.

Interestingly, as I read through my year-end summary of Ferrari ownership, I see two ways to avoid all the pitfalls I describe. Number one: get a newer Ferrari and move to a wealthy suburb. A newer model will avoid most of the cost issues I've mentioned – especially because Ferrari now offers maintenance plans and…

You guys can have Angelo Cataldi and the rest of the schlubs from WYSP/WIP, if you like.

(End of Season Promotion)

"Play for the 76ers. Please?!"

What to do when the bride's mother has an issue with the groom? How to be connected while maintaining boundaries? When and where to register?