I look at this and I see this...

Sounds like a job for Mega Maid...

It's good, but I think it needs a touch more domestic violence victim blaming. That would really punch it up.

"...religious exercise..." Meaning - like this?

"Who ARE these guys, I've never even heard of them?!"

For some reason, they'll also be able to feel pain...

Thanks for sharing, so glad that you and yours are OK!

Clean up that pole, there's a tremendous buildup of gook all over it...look at that!

Allah will be charged a time-out.

This is 2:54 of religious music butt-fumble.

I certainly hope they are considering serious safety precautions. This thing at top speed will travel a mile every 12 seconds.

Here ya go.

But...but...if these speakers are wireless, how will Monster make money off these on super-overpriced cables?! ;)

If only you could display what I've displayed with your screens. Now...questions...

I...want...more...screen-size......FUCKER!

I don't know. I DON'T KNOW SUCH STUFF!!

Is there anything out there similar for careers in general, not just for coding? I've tried coding so many times, and I just can't get my head around it. Coding is truly like learning a foreign language for me. I can pick up a phrase or two, but I'll be damned if I can get fluent.

Insert all the facepalm memes here.

"Wawa Italian Hoagie in my pants" is Kinja speak for Angelo Cataldi.