We received something via Lasership once. The delivery vehicle appeared to be someone's personal beater vehicle with a Lasership magnetic placard slapped on the door.

Nope. It was roughly a decade ago, but it was either a coloring book or a children's book. I can't remember exactly, but I'm pretty sure it was a coloring book. I distinctly remember having a WTF moment when I saw it. I was traveling with my wife and a few other couples/families and one of the families brought it…

This is almost as good as the Christian coloring book I saw years ago, which portrayed cavemen riding dinosaurs.

Related - Hunter Pence talks about Fight Club. And Hunter Pence talks about Fight Club.

You can simulate your own Anthrax attack right now! Just click below!!

Strawberries...are packed with fiber...

Oh sorry, wrong fiber...

Change the last date to 2014 and you get the idea...

Cool! Then there's precedent!!

It's my hope that once humankind reaches Mars, we go and pick up one or both of these amazing pieces of technology, and bring them home.

What I learned today -

A question - Does the sunglasses-on-indoors-so-maybe-the-paparrazi-won't-recognize-me disguise EVER work?

I've said this before (and saw it someplace else, I can't remember where), and I will say it again:

See, I always feel the opposite about the online intrusions...because I can never find the F-ers!!

'Twas a joke. Not a good one, apparently.

You forgot to add - "For a friend! I'm asking for a friend!!!"

You SEEEEE what you get, Internets?! You SEE what you get when you mess with the Magic!(!!!!!!)

"It's blue. It's BLUE! THE GODDAMNED PEN IS BLUE!!"

Leaving on New Year's Day?