My secondary monitor is always in portrait mode. My job requires me to review LOTS of documents, and it's just soooooo much easier than landscape scroll-scroll-scrolling.

You're absolutely right. Since his departure from Philly, in eight playoff games against his former squad, he has five goals.

I'm ready to go....

It's pretty amazing. We did a several hour tour of it a few years back. Two things struck me:

"We fixed the glitch, y'all!"

"OH HAI BEACHPEEPELZ..."

In response, UNC has changed the abbreviation of the course from the confusing AFAM 41 to the more appropriate ASHAM 41.

"Nononono...(hic)...I hit two posts AFTER the bar..."

—Pelle Lindbergh

(YES, I am going straight to Hell)

Little Debbie Snack Foods - Rank.

There, fixed it for ya!

Shanghai WFC - World's tallest bottle opener.

The train recently saw Caddyshack for the first time, and it saw one of it's friends upstairs...

"Over there! I wanna go over there!!"

(clears throat) Eternity's yours.

OOweeeeoooowh, kid don't look like Tony Romo...

Yes, happy at first, but then I think about the end of Deer Hunter, and I has a sad. DH is right up there with Saving Private Ryan as one of the most emotionally draining movies I've ever seen.

Whoa!! They turned an old Apple Time Capsule into a Steam Machine!!

"If you believe this, Gov. Christie has a bridge closure he wants to sell you!"

Insert VW "Oh Snap!!" GIF here...

Apparently I have Vertigo. I just got all kinds of dizzy just watching them climb the crane. Had to stop. Barf.

"VTEC" just kicked in, yo...

Very
Tacky
Excessive
Crystals

WhydafuckdoIwantacaravansgotnofuckinwheels?!