Another (completely anecdotal) reason VW sales suck is because, well, maybe VWs suck?! I am the (once proud) owner of a 2013 Passat. Started having trouble opening the driver side front door from the outside. Now, the driver side door wont...latch...shut. It's 2015. We haven't figured out how to engineer a door…

Speaking of Phillies fans...honorable mention?

All your console are beneath us PC.

It says here on the Carfax that this was involved in Islamist terrorist activities. So...can you knock off $500? Oh and I'll need to take it to a mechanic I trust to give it the once over.

Mel Brooks' "History Of The World, Part I" (and no, there is no "History Of The World Part II"). It's typically offensive for a Mel Brooks comedy from that era, but hilarious nonetheless.

Cash Money? Marvelous.

You must be driving different suburban Philly roads than I, because I think I need to get new fillings. One pothole claimed a tire on my new ride last year with only 8k miles on the tread. Grrrrrr.

Interestingly, as I read through my year-end summary of Ferrari ownership, I see two ways to avoid all the pitfalls I describe. Number one: get a newer Ferrari and move to a wealthy suburb. A newer model will avoid most of the cost issues I've mentioned – especially because Ferrari now offers maintenance plans and…

You guys can have Angelo Cataldi and the rest of the schlubs from WYSP/WIP, if you like.

(End of Season Promotion)

"Play for the 76ers. Please?!"

What to do when the bride's mother has an issue with the groom? How to be connected while maintaining boundaries? When and where to register?

I look at this and I see this...

It's good, but I think it needs a touch more domestic violence victim blaming. That would really punch it up.

"...religious exercise..." Meaning - like this?

"Who ARE these guys, I've never even heard of them?!"

Thanks for sharing, so glad that you and yours are OK!

Allah will be charged a time-out.

This is 2:54 of religious music butt-fumble.

Here ya go.