Is there anything out there similar for careers in general, not just for coding? I've tried coding so many times, and I just can't get my head around it. Coding is truly like learning a foreign language for me. I can pick up a phrase or two, but I'll be damned if I can get fluent.

Insert all the facepalm memes here.

"Wawa Italian Hoagie in my pants" is Kinja speak for Angelo Cataldi.

Nope. It was roughly a decade ago, but it was either a coloring book or a children's book. I can't remember exactly, but I'm pretty sure it was a coloring book. I distinctly remember having a WTF moment when I saw it. I was traveling with my wife and a few other couples/families and one of the families brought it…

This is almost as good as the Christian coloring book I saw years ago, which portrayed cavemen riding dinosaurs.

Related - Hunter Pence talks about Fight Club. And Hunter Pence talks about Fight Club.

Change the last date to 2014 and you get the idea...

What I learned today -

A question - Does the sunglasses-on-indoors-so-maybe-the-paparrazi-won't-recognize-me disguise EVER work?

See, I always feel the opposite about the online intrusions...because I can never find the F-ers!!

You SEEEEE what you get, Internets?! You SEE what you get when you mess with the Magic!(!!!!!!)

"It's blue. It's BLUE! THE GODDAMNED PEN IS BLUE!!"

You're absolutely right. Since his departure from Philly, in eight playoff games against his former squad, he has five goals.

"We fixed the glitch, y'all!"

"OH HAI BEACHPEEPELZ..."

In response, UNC has changed the abbreviation of the course from the confusing AFAM 41 to the more appropriate ASHAM 41.

"Nononono...(hic)...I hit two posts AFTER the bar..."

—Pelle Lindbergh

(YES, I am going straight to Hell)