Little Debbie Snack Foods - Rank.

There, fixed it for ya!

(clears throat) Eternity's yours.

OOweeeeoooowh, kid don't look like Tony Romo...

Yes, happy at first, but then I think about the end of Deer Hunter, and I has a sad. DH is right up there with Saving Private Ryan as one of the most emotionally draining movies I've ever seen.

Whoa!! They turned an old Apple Time Capsule into a Steam Machine!!

"If you believe this, Gov. Christie has a bridge closure he wants to sell you!"

Insert VW "Oh Snap!!" GIF here...

"VTEC" just kicked in, yo...

Very
Tacky
Excessive
Crystals

WhydafuckdoIwantacaravansgotnofuckinwheels?!

Dear KISS:

No feet, no inches.

Honorable Mention - Skip Bayless? Anyone?

Just got a '13 Passat. Had the same dilemma. I reeeeeeeealy wanted the TDI because I thought it would save us a shit ton at the pump, but Mrs. RonnieBobbyRickyandMike wasn't convinced. So, we did the math, and given the premium one has to pay both upfront on the car's price, and down the road on fuel costs, the…

I could be totally wrong, but I think in order for their own insurance to get involved, they would have to file a claim. Even though this is clearly, totally, 100% the fault of the dealership, if they file the claim with their own insurance, they'll get dinged and their rates will go up.

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He was defending the honor of Charlestown at the time...

I hear you can convert these to run on Krill.

Thought it'd be more like this, but OK...

"New Oldsmobile's are in early this year..."

The Jaguar S-Type was made for that.