It's CEO MAN, not CEO LADY and that is a SCIENTIFIC FACT!!!

I've enjoyed jumping into one of the flatbed cars on the train and just shooting at random targets. Takes a while for the train to complete the circuit around the map, and the cops have a hard time locating you.

Nice cartwheels, Wade. Don't ever fuckin' do it again.

This is all I see here...

Unusual burpee form...

I'd have posted this clip, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids...

Everybody else who showed up with a prop plane model...

Anything that requires the plane to return to the terminal.

Sidney Crosby, on the subject of ladybits:

Patient - "Doctor, it hurts when I do this..."

Doctor - "Well, don't do that..."

Can we all just LOL at this for a minute?

Here comes a total cliche question -

If you had to pick one artist as your biggest influence, who would it be, and why?

You go ahead and take that ball and go home, Rand. Like you're doing the country and your constituents such a huge FAVOR by being their Senator. Oh yes, it's WE who should be SO GRATEFUL that you are in our "service." F off already.

I just used this thing called Google. Amazing! The mind boggles! ;)

As someone who does not use a flex spending account, is it really true that if you don't use the money (YOUR money) that you set aside to pay medical expenses, you LOSE it? Aside from the proposed roll-over and grace period mentioned in the article, you really lose your money? Where does the money go?

It's not an authentic GTA re-creation unless you're driving on the sidewalk while indiscriminately mowing down pedestrians.

[thought bubble]

Third base...

"...whereas fathers are stressed because they feel like they aren't getting the blow jobs they need."

HAH! This assumes that once you become a father you still get BJs!!

Aw, go easy on the Beebs. He was drunk and meant to say "Febreeze Me..."