Funny,, I know it's Miley, but I was getting this vibe from it, too...

Needs more "Smelly Pirate Hooker"...otherwise "Super Duper!!"

"This netting and piping will hold the car and myself if I lose control, right? RIGHT?!? Guys?!?!?!?!

My response to all of this -

Let's see what FredEx can do with 4th and 37.

Full diaper's yours.

I expect an unconscious Spock to come floating out at any moment...

YES, but only if when she catches the perp, the episodes end with this...

Ewan McGregor does NOT approve...

This was my IMMEDIATE thought/reaction. GET OUT OF MY MIIIIIINDDD!!!

Todd Bertuzzi wants to know..."What does baffled mean?!"

Needs moar crotch grab...(take that however you want...)

This here is the internet. Interwebs - for the lay person.

"Oooooooh, all those Bucs fans were asking for MERCY upon them?! Damn southern accent..."

— God

I'm the victim of a picker. We've been married 10+ years. I've managed to get her down to once every couple weeks of god-damned picking, but it was way worse when we first got married. It's torture. Fucking torture. I enjoy none of it. I've made this crystal clear, but she won't stop. Ever. Until my pimples…

Upon Thornton scoring 4 goals in a game, the San Jose Sharks play by play tries to explain the situation on the ice...

"It's....uh.....it's...it's....IT'S A ROCKETSHIP!!!"

"Oregon drivers are also allowed to turn left from a two-way street onto a one-way - including onto a freeway ramp - on a red."

“If you asked George tomorrow," Josh Gorges said, "he’d say 'blergh sperm potato is car ramrod molson golson the best there is jaguar fatty hamburger.'”

IN REAL 'MURICAN FOOTBALL THAT THERE'S A FALSE START. YAH GET 5 YARDS COUNTED OFF FER PULLIN' THAT KINDA SHEEEEIT.

Well, this is supposed to be a fictional version of L.A., so if the shoe fits...