Recipe? Here you go.

Nice cartwheels, Wade. Don't ever fuckin' do it again.

This is all I see here...

Unusual burpee form...

You...uh...you missed a spot there...

I'd have posted this clip, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids...

Everybody else who showed up with a prop plane model...

Nonono, weren't you listening in our preliminary design meeting?! I specifically said "DON'T get it twisted..."

Anything that requires the plane to return to the terminal.

I was thinking the same thing. For both aesthetics and function, I would think these would need to have some sort of sidewalls. Getting enough gunk in a few...uh...cells, I guess, would really throw off the balance (I would think).

Sidney Crosby, on the subject of ladybits:

Patient - "Doctor, it hurts when I do this..."

Doctor - "Well, don't do that..."

Nah, not enough SUPER SQUATS.

Can we all just LOL at this for a minute?

Here comes a total cliche question -

If you had to pick one artist as your biggest influence, who would it be, and why?

I remember hearing somewhere, years and years ago, that some very young children who lost small appendages (like a fingertip) actually had them grow back.

You go ahead and take that ball and go home, Rand. Like you're doing the country and your constituents such a huge FAVOR by being their Senator. Oh yes, it's WE who should be SO GRATEFUL that you are in our "service." F off already.

I just used this thing called Google. Amazing! The mind boggles! ;)

As someone who does not use a flex spending account, is it really true that if you don't use the money (YOUR money) that you set aside to pay medical expenses, you LOSE it? Aside from the proposed roll-over and grace period mentioned in the article, you really lose your money? Where does the money go?

It's not an authentic GTA re-creation unless you're driving on the sidewalk while indiscriminately mowing down pedestrians.