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Third base...

"...whereas fathers are stressed because they feel like they aren't getting the blow jobs they need."

HAH! This assumes that once you become a father you still get BJs!!

Aw, go easy on the Beebs. He was drunk and meant to say "Febreeze Me..."

Funny,, I know it's Miley, but I was getting this vibe from it, too...

Needs more "Smelly Pirate Hooker"...otherwise "Super Duper!!"

"This netting and piping will hold the car and myself if I lose control, right? RIGHT?!? Guys?!?!?!?!

My response to all of this -

Let's see what FredEx can do with 4th and 37.

Full diaper's yours.

I expect an unconscious Spock to come floating out at any moment...

YES, but only if when she catches the perp, the episodes end with this...

Ewan McGregor does NOT approve...

This was my IMMEDIATE thought/reaction. GET OUT OF MY MIIIIIINDDD!!!

Todd Bertuzzi wants to know..."What does baffled mean?!"

Needs moar crotch grab...(take that however you want...)

This here is the internet. Interwebs - for the lay person.

"Oooooooh, all those Bucs fans were asking for MERCY upon them?! Damn southern accent..."

— God

I'm the victim of a picker. We've been married 10+ years. I've managed to get her down to once every couple weeks of god-damned picking, but it was way worse when we first got married. It's torture. Fucking torture. I enjoy none of it. I've made this crystal clear, but she won't stop. Ever. Until my pimples…

Upon Thornton scoring 4 goals in a game, the San Jose Sharks play by play tries to explain the situation on the ice...

"It's....uh.....it's...it's....IT'S A ROCKETSHIP!!!"