Fun fact - our now defunct former Blockbuster Video is now only used as our polling place. Nothing else. No one will lease it. It's been closed since 2010.

[thought bubble]

Third base...

"...whereas fathers are stressed because they feel like they aren't getting the blow jobs they need."

HAH! This assumes that once you become a father you still get BJs!!

Aw, go easy on the Beebs. He was drunk and meant to say "Febreeze Me..."

Funny,, I know it's Miley, but I was getting this vibe from it, too...

Needs more "Smelly Pirate Hooker"...otherwise "Super Duper!!"

"This netting and piping will hold the car and myself if I lose control, right? RIGHT?!? Guys?!?!?!?!

Yeah. Blood + Romania (Home of Transylvania, ergo Vampires) + Halloween = Uhmmmmmmm....

Halloween Fool's Joke?

My response to all of this -

Let's see what FredEx can do with 4th and 37.

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY CANDY!!!

Full diaper's yours.

I expect an unconscious Spock to come floating out at any moment...

About 50 mil of that 100 mil will go to permits.

YES, but only if when she catches the perp, the episodes end with this...

Ewan McGregor does NOT approve...

This was my IMMEDIATE thought/reaction. GET OUT OF MY MIIIIIINDDD!!!

Todd Bertuzzi wants to know..."What does baffled mean?!"