A serious question as I am completely unfamiliar with the workings of corporate raiding/takeover/whatever you call it -

File this under "I'm just sayin' is all" -

During a recent game, Campbell's defense forced a fumble. Campbell could be heard yelling from the sidelines "Don't stop, get it get it!!!"

Read the translations on the way to equilibrium, they're fantastic.

Dark Helmet thinks they may have a point...

Between this, our absurd (but thankfully postponed) Voter ID law and our $hit stain of a Governor Tom Corbett, I have but one question...

Don Cherry is not happy.

In hindsight, I kinda figured.

Curious what, if anything, would prevent using this against enemy aircraft/helicopters/missile launchers/submarines/ships/tanks, etc. Most if not all modern warfare equipment either is controlled by or uses computers/electronics. Or are the things I mentioned already protected against such weapons/attacks?

I think we've found the new "TROLOLOLOLOL."

Please. The best French Fries, IMO, are made by Five Guys. They're always hot hot hot because they're made when you order (or show up for your order if you get take out). They put the fries in the cup, put the cup in the bag, and then dump more fries in your bag for good measure. Ah-MA-zing. The burgers are…

For the technical/engineering schools, it would be the solar car that your students built, of course...

Any 30+ year old Jaguar. Window rolled down, the professor rolls along slowly on campus, sporting his herringbone tweed sport jacket (with elbow patches), puffing away on a pipe as he scans the nubile young ladies to decide which he shall impress with his Longfellow. I think I watched too many 80's comedies as a…

Not defending your particular ass-hat since this sounds deliberate, but every hospital I've ever been to in my area has excruciatingly small parking spots. Not sure why this is, but it makes it very difficult for even the best drivers with the smallest cars to get between the lines.

3rd Gear

Congratulations Adam Woldemarim, you're now part of the 1%!!!!!

I feel like I can breathe alright, as long as nobody unplugs me.

Is it wrong that I mis-read the head line as "Big Sad Emo" and thought of this? I know, I've blasphemed against The Cure and am going straight to hell, but...

Agreed, agreed, agreed. Way too realistic.

Just sayin'.