Please. The best French Fries, IMO, are made by Five Guys. They're always hot hot hot because they're made when you order (or show up for your order if you get take out). They put the fries in the cup, put the cup in the bag, and then dump more fries in your bag for good measure. Ah-MA-zing. The burgers are…

For the technical/engineering schools, it would be the solar car that your students built, of course...

Any 30+ year old Jaguar. Window rolled down, the professor rolls along slowly on campus, sporting his herringbone tweed sport jacket (with elbow patches), puffing away on a pipe as he scans the nubile young ladies to decide which he shall impress with his Longfellow. I think I watched too many 80's comedies as a…

Not defending your particular ass-hat since this sounds deliberate, but every hospital I've ever been to in my area has excruciatingly small parking spots. Not sure why this is, but it makes it very difficult for even the best drivers with the smallest cars to get between the lines.

3rd Gear

Congratulations Adam Woldemarim, you're now part of the 1%!!!!!

I feel like I can breathe alright, as long as nobody unplugs me.

Is it wrong that I mis-read the head line as "Big Sad Emo" and thought of this? I know, I've blasphemed against The Cure and am going straight to hell, but...

Agreed, agreed, agreed. Way too realistic.

Just sayin'.

"Hey honey, I'm going outside to mow the roof. Bring me a brewski when you have a sec."

Vanilla Ice has ruled. It's not the same.

This may have changed since I took my license test 20+ years ago, but in my state, failure to stop for a school bus with red flashers results in on-the-spot immediate suspension of your license for 60 days, 5 points on your license and a fine.

Never go full Robert Smith...

Gwenyth Paltrow's great grandmom's head?

Yes, but it VERY clearly stated on the box something about a hefty restocking fee (likely because this phone is a steaming pile of poo), which I am not inclined to pay.

Damn it Butters, where were you when my wife was buying this "phone"! :)

Well, the one my wife got herself doesn't. She goes days w/o charging, with light use. I use my phone even less (MAYBE 1x a day), and I have to charge it pretty much all the time, at least that's how it seems.

T-Mobile Prism. Mrs. Blackhound thought it would be a good idea to go get us smartphones one day. Ho boy.

"Spalding! Get your foot off the Sphinx!"