It's just a little shaken! It's still good, it's still good!

Relevant (also, apologies for the racial epithets).

This movie was shot in 5-B. 5 beers and it looks alright!

Was worth posting once over @ Kotaku, so I'll do it again:

What kind of trickeration is this....

The Best Football Fore Play:

Soooooooo...your husband is running for POTUS, and you describe him as a "wild and crazy guy." That sounds like a winning strategy.

Trooper: "License and registration, please."

"When their punches met in the middle they looked like two Amazonian tree frogs attacking one another in flying leaps."

I realize that this is not the case, but the way the 747 is flying with the Enterprise piggyback, it kinda reminds me of this...

Relevant.

I'd be equally as pissed at the driver of the Rav4 (or whatever it is) to the right who failed to back all the way into their spot. Had they done that, it wouldn't have been an issue.

Sage, the correct response is, always, "Jazz flute is for little fairy boys."

Hah! My son (6 mos.) has done this pretty much from birth, daily. Just a thing he does. My wallpaper is him in a bunny hat for Easter with a bird flip, as if to say "Thanks Dad for making me wear this stupid hat."

Uh, interesting office climate you have there that would allow a daily 4 PM dance party...how professional. I think I'd be exploring my options as well...

Because the person I share a cube with does this all the time. All manner of calls, to, not just work calls. Yesterday was a 20 minute call to Verizon to complain about not receiving a bill in the mail, so he hadn't paid his bill in like 3 months.

I'm sure these will be installed promptly on all the "RESEARCH" ships the Japanese use...

Addendum to 4 - Please, for the love of all that's Holy, don't take/make EVERY CALL ON SPEAKERPHONE. Ask me how I know...

4th.

CLOSER?!?!?