In my completely non-expert view, the definition of a warm-up would vary from person to person, but I would say anything that gets you heart rate elevated, and you have begun to sweat is a good starting point. And as pointed out below, stretching does not equal warming up, though it is also an essential part of…

"It looks like Jonathan Sanchez hit Shin-Soo Choo with a pitch."

Well, the DID move the headstones first...what more do you want?!

In their defense, the CALDEEEEPZBZ (California Department of Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG Zoom-Boing Z'nourrwringmm) seems to just approve EVERYTHING that comes across their desk.

+1

Herein I shall place this item, which seems appropriate.

Immediately thought of this. 0:17 mark...

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The Google equivalent of this...

Pssh. Come at me, bro.

The all-new Nissan Meh-nima. Now with 36mm more meh!

Glad he took the time to close the door before his truck went plummeting down the Fjord...

I don't have a horror story, but I steer clear of any of them that use anything inflatable outside. It unfortunately limits my options considerably.

So, I guess he really COULDN'T live without his radio!!

I guess "ZOINKS" was taken already??

Or, shitter's full.

I thought the Renault 11 was just playing some Kraftwerk on the stereo for a second...

"It says here 'Interesting trades considered...'"

"Combine Your iPhone and iPad Like Voltron To Make This Ukelele Synth"

Scheiße! Sie erhielten Asphalt in meinem Sauerkraut! Sie erhielten Sauerkraut in meinem Asphalt! Zwei schlechte Geschmäcke, die Schlechtes zusammen schmecken!