@DahlELama: Or the hilarity of taking American jobs and doing them for cheap. What a riot!

Do you think they will go with the following ad campaign?

"He's climbin' in yo engine,

PC Load Letter? WTF does that mean?!

The article pic is Smoke Monster porn, clearly...

@BrtStlnd: My name's Little Cletus and I'm here to tell you a few things about car safety laws, ok? They're silly and outdated. Why back in the 30s, children as young as five could drive a car using both pedals at the same time as they pleased. Yippee! Hurray!

All I can hear is the NBA JAM announcer in my head as I watch...

@Arken: Don't forget the mandatory "AAAuuuggggh!!" when pulling down a rebound, elbows flailing wildly.

@ringer81: "It's Beautiful!!!!"

@RickSanchezsYamika

@hewhoroams: True, but one can go out and still eat relatively "clean". Just gotta be careful of the place.

Daniel LaRusso does NOT approve...

@hewhoroams: Perhaps everyone that doesn't meet their goal has to buy a person that does meet their goal dinner? While technically still monetary, people don't seem to mind buying one another a meal, so maybe that will work? Just a thought.

Not that it's an app or anything:

A murdered out Leaf is about as natural as an oral bowel movement.

@Ehrich Blackhound: STAR!!! Thanks, Kat!!

I schooled with Trapper Keeper, I knew Trapper Keeper, Trapper Keeper was a friend of mine.

@McMike: "I say...we let him go!"

So, pocket doors just about everywhere...I wonder if they will open automatically a la Star Trek...